Most Extreme Vocalist
I called up this guy in response to an ad that was posted online which went as follows:

Need the most Bad Ass Vocalist 4 extreme metal band
Our band is called Unforsaken Realm...we are currenlty in the recording studio, our sound is of many styles of good metal from thrash, black metal, death metal, and yet still pulling solos for all songs....we have many blast beats and we NEED a vocalist that is DEDICATED TO SINGING HIS HEART OUT for the possible next REIGN OF TERROR >>>.UNFORSAKEN REALM

call Knight(guitarist/manager)

grognok.mp3
3:13
Grognok calls, and then calls back again.
emails
5
the conversations between Knight and Grognok via email
thedemo the bad-ass song


Stupid College Kids
I called up some college kids, pretending to be, "Eric"- a typical, stupid college kid, pretending that I was hanging out at "Terry's"- the place to go for parties, and most importantly pretending to know the people I was calling. We just picked random dorm numbers, and sometimes we used the directory, which also told us what major they were. Lemme tell ya... Eric is an ass.
ck1.mp3
0:43
Our first victim
ck2.mp3
1:20
Who is toof?
ck3.mp3
2:00
Tag along with that guy down the hall
ck4.mp3
0:24
Jackass
ck5.mp3
1:14
You and your roommate, dumbass
ck6.mp3
1:34
He'll call you back
ck7.mp3
1:06
Aviation majors are so gullible
ck8.mp3
4:11
Out of nowhere....boom! Religion
ck9.mp3
2:34
Memories from a drunken night
ck10.mp3
1:38
He calls back


Chinese Pranks
While Tom was in China he picked up enough of the chinese language so that anyone who doesn't speak chinese would think he's fluent....or even better....chinese. Here are some prank calls we did one night. If you want to know what Tom was actually saying to these people in chinese, click on the obviously titled "read transcript" button.
katocab.mp3 [ read transcript ]
0:24
A call to Kato cab
cubfoods.mp3 [ read transcript ]
4:42
A call to Cub Foods. Towards the end, I think they piped us through the main speaker system.
bingo.mp3 [ read transcript ]
1:51
A call to Riverboat Bingo.......BINGO!
perkins.mp3 [ read transcript ]
1:26
Sorry Cliff.
purepleasure.mp3 [ read transcript ]
1:36
A call to pure pleasure
autotronics.mp3 [ read transcript ]
1:35
I guess they're not open at 3 in the morning. We had to leave a message. Oh, and sorry Joe.
comfortinn.mp3 [ read transcript ]
0:54
Tom can speak more than Chinese


Props
I had a bunch of Arnold Shwartzenegger prank calls, but I lost them. Thankfully, Sam has a copy of them somewhere. Maybe someday when Sam finds them, you'll hear them. Until then, listen to the classic calls that started the whole celebrity prank call craze. Find them at this site. FYI- the first Arnold ones that were out were Gator Lodge, Hooters, Cottons BBQ, and Preferred Reality. Oh, and check out the Ms. Cleo ones too. They rock. There are also more celebrity pranks at this site.

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