You stay home with the family. Greg and Peter feel like some food, and Cindy wants to watch a movie. So being the good TV personality you are, you jump in the car and go out first stopping at KFC, and then Blockbuster Video, fulfilling both of the kid's requests. You are so kind.

The kids are pleased. The family is happy, even though you chose the less-cool path of adventure, you too are happy. You lead a good life, aside from that whole sucking thing.