Features This is the reason why people come here. They don't give a shit about me personally, they just want to read this crap. And now you do too, so I see. Well, there ya go. This stuff gets updated fairly regularly...like...once a month. If you're looking for constant updates, then you're looking for read it.

	The rudest, filthiest and most offensive movie reviews you've ever read, and I've ever written. Well, they're only ones I've ever written. And I can't take all the credit (or blame), either. I had help.
	We write complaints into companies about ridiculous things under the made up woman, Linda Wilson.
	Phone pranks. These don't get updated very often, but the section isn't completely defunct, so here it is.